Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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