Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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