I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Is Oprah even human
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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