Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i believe in u and ur pee
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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