Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
