rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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