my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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