woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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