The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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