Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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