I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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