He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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