Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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