Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
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Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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