Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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