Banned from zoo.
Again?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
