My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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