Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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