I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.