Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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