Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.