you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Dick very happy bro
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.