There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
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I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship