So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Your cock deserves a montage
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
