Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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