Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Congratulations! We have a period
Randomize
