just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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