cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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