David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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