i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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