Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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