Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You made out with two different species that night
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
