guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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