i think i have herpe
just one?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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