Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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