i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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