OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He better not be in your backpack
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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