I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
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nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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