i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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