And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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