something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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