I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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