So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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