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• (703): View more from Virginia

  my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.

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• (212): View more from New York

  maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..

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