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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."

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• (530): View more from California

  I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.

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• (408): View more from California

  I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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