My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
