do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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