lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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