It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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