hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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