i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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