Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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