we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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