i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
they need to just BURY HIM!
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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