i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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