And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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